there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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