Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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