But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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