i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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