only if we run a train.
done.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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