"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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