nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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