What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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