I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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