Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You've changed since you got that strap on
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
