Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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