your thong is hanging out like whoa
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
