official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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