me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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