roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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