My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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