why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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