Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
