I only kidnapped one of them. chill
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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