If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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