just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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