Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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