He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
my being single is dangerous.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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