We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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