you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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