I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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