Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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