I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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