Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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