Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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