We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
What happened to fro yo and sex?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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