If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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