can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Enjoy the penises
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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