hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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