I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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