But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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