i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My ATM looks so different sober.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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