So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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