he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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