What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
is it fun? or sober?
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