this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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