i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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