i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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