I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
