i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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