I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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