Christians are straight up FREAKS
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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