Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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