Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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