Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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