I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
