Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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