Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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