U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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