...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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