yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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