I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
