Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Randomize
